Adapted from the book Alice in Wonderland this panto features all the great characters created by Lewis Carroll. Alice, White Rabbit, Mad Hatter, Hare, Cheshire Cat and many others, Get taste of the panto by scrolling down.
Alice: My names Alice Sir. I’m trying to find the White Rabbit
Hare: Is it your birthday?
Alice My birthday? No.
Hare: Oh good, good. That means we can have a none birthday party
(Rushes to door of house and calls out)
Hare: HATTER!!
(Mad Hatter opens door violently knocking Hare over)
Hatter: You called? Where are you?
(Sees Alice and rushes up to her)
Hatter: My goodness you’ve changed Hare
Hare: I’m here you fool , that’s not me that’s Alice
Alice: How do you do?
Hatter: How do I do what?
Hare: Yes, how does he do what?
Alice: I mean, are you alright?
Hatter: Alright! No of course I’m not alright. I’m the Mad Hatter.
Hare: Yes, he’s the Mad Hatter.
Alice: Yes, I can see he’s a Mad Hatter
Hatter: Can we come to your party?
Hare: Yes yes, let us come to your party!
Alice: But I’m not having a party
Hatter: No party? What’s all this stuff then? (Indicates table)
Alice: This is for your party
Hare: Our party?
Alice: Yes, your party
Hatter: No, no we’d never have a party at the same time as you would we Hare?
Hare Certainly not!
Alice: There’s something very odd going on here
Hatter: I know, I know, I’ve got it I’ve got it.
(Jigs in excitement)
Alice:Does it hurt?
(Hare starts to jump about in excitement too)
Hare: He’s got it, he’s got it. He knows he knows!
(Hare stops jigging and thinks for a moment)
Hare: What is it you’ve got Hatter?
Hatter: It’s the Dormouse, that’s what it is
Hare: Yes yes of course, the Dormouse
Alice: Dormouse?
Hatter: GET THE DORMOUSE
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