A perennial favourite, Snow White and the Seven Dwarves has delighted children and parents throughout the recent history of pantomime. Guaranteed to fill the seats of any theatre the antics of the dwarves, the, sweetness and naivety of Snow White, the wickedness of the Queen and the disembodied voice of the magic mirror all combine to produce a panto masterpiece.

Unfortunately, those miserable people at Disney will not allow us to uise the film names of the dwarves, nor the film music ! The dwarves have been renamed however to reflect their characters as follows: Medic, Tired, Angry, Tisahoo, Shy, Smiley and Stupid. Read part of the script here:

Act One

Scene Five

(Pyrotechnic stage left, Wicked Queen appears and sits before the mirror. Spot on her)

Queen: Mirror mirror on the wall

Who is fairest of them all?

(No answer, faint snoring is heard)

Queen: Mirror mirror on the wall

who is fairest of them all!!!

(No answer. Louder snoring.)

Queen: Hey!!!

(Abrupt end to snoring, Mirror splutters and coughs)

Mirror: What?

Queen: Am I still the fairest of them all?

Mirror: I can’t answer, you missed out the first bit

Queen: Good grief!

Mirror mirror on the wall

Who is fairest of them all?

Mirror: I told you the answer to that last time you asked

Queen: Humour me

Mirror: As you wish…………….There was a Scotsman, Englishman and a…….

Queen: Not that sort of humour dolt! I mean tell me again who is fairest of them all

Mirror: Ok ok  don’t wet your pants! Er-hem

To tell the truth oh Queen of mine

You’re getting old and fail to shine

There is another, Snow White by name

Who has a better claim to fame

(Queen leaps from chair in anger)

Queen: Snow White! Impossible, she’s dead

Mirror: Alas cruel Queen your plan was poor

Of Snow Whites fate I can’t be sure

She’s still alive, that much is true

And much, much prettier than you!

Queen: We’ll see about that!

(Exits stage left in a huge huff.)

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