A farce in one act.
It is David’s fiftieth birthday and his family are planning a surprise party for him on the evening of his actual birthday.. They inform him that they will all be out on the evening his actual birthday falls but will do the celebrating the following day.
Unbeknown to the family David is having an affair with a works colleague and is rather hurt that apparently nothing is going to happen on his birthday night so invites his lover round to the house for an evening of passion. Chaos ensues when they turn up, his lover partly unclothed, and walk straight into cheers of happy birthday!
Add in a strippogram, escaped prisoner and a policeman and you have a recipe for much hilarity!
Read a section of the script here:
(Girls exit D/S L to kitchen. George takes a small diary from his pocket, consults it then takes out his mobile phone and dials.)
George: Hello? Ah, yes is that Sexy Stripograms? Good good, look, I’d like to book a sexy stripper for tonight if possible. Excellent! Around 8pm would be good, what sort do you do? Yes, yes, yes, ah! That’s great, disguised as a pizza delivery girl or a policewoman? Great, his name is David, he’ll never guess! Yes, it’s 33 Springfield Terrace, you know where it is? Great, just charge it to my account. Many thanks.
(Replace phone and rubs his hands in glee before picking up the bag and exiting D/S L. Lights dim indicating time passing.)
Scene 3: About two hours later.
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