Performance by Oxted Players won best actor, best actress and best director at the Southern Counties drama festival, 2014.
Not for the faint hearted…hard hitting one act play about a controlling relationship with a twist to the end!
Read an extract here:
Mandy: Turn you on do they? It’s alright luv, there’s things I’ve seen in here that’d turn your hair white overnight…..Not that I was suggestin’ you might be in that category of course! What I mean is…even if you were It won’t bother me ….nothing wrong with a bit of fantasy to spice things up …. that’s what brings men to us you know, no imagination left in their marriages, lost all the spice an’ excitement of the honeymoon….are you married luv? If I might ask of course.
Gerald: I have a perfectly adequate marriage thank you.
Mandy: Adequate? Odd word to describe a lifetime relationship
Gerald: I wasn’t disparaging my marriage you understand. No no not at all. In fact I doubt it could be bettered. My wife is an intelligent, loving and very good looking woman.
Mandy: ‘Course she is luv. You don’t have to feel guilty you know, comin’ here, it’s not like havin’ an affair after all is it? Just a bit of light relief for a hard workin’ and lovin’ husband I’m sure.
Gerald: Yes yes that’s really all it is….just a few moments aberration in the long and loving calendar of marriage.
Mandy: Whatever you say luv…..now I don’t want to hurry you but I do have other clients booked for later.
Gerald: Other clients?….Oh, oh yes of course, of course….one doesn’t like to think of that really I suppose.
Mandy: As I said luv it’s me job an’ I need the lolly. Now then, what’s it going to be? Like the uniforms do you? I make a sexy nurse, cure you of all your ills I can, layin’ on of the hands takes on a whole new meaning.
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